You know things are bad when even Mr. “I felt this Thrill going up my leg” Chris-freaking-Matthews is on your side. And he actually articulates the dilemma very well:

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Poor Chris. What can you do when your dreams come true/And it’s not quite like you planned?

I think it’s time for this storybook to come to a close.